In the mind of a two year old

Conversation with Cole -

C: Mommy, I have a present for you.
E: Really? Where?
C: Come here. In the kitchen.
*followed him into the kitchen*
E:Where is it?
C: Umm, over there.
E: Where?
C: No where. I just want some chocolate.


Another conversation-
C: Where are the spiders and bugs?
E: I don't know. Where are they?
C: Well, the spiders went home and the bugs are in the spider webs.
E: Really? The bugs didn't go home too?
C: Nope. They are still in the spider webs.