Parrish Perfection: Melts in your.......Mouth?!?! Yeah, right.

My sweet mother-in-law just brought us a ton of beef from the cow they bought at the fair. When she dropped it off she also included some Halloween goodies for us - one bag of pumpkin cookies, one bag of mixed candies - M&M's, skeleton sweet tarts, and some homemade chocolates. Well, I decided to share some candy with Cole this morning. I gave him two (count it 1,2 ) M&M's and 10 minutes later....

Quotes from Cole

C: Mommy, I go to Sunbeam?
E: No, not this week. You have been sick.
C:I not sick.
E: Yes you still have a cough, so you can't go.
C: It not a cough, just a hiccup so I can go

C: (sniffs the air and then fake sneezes) Mommy, I smell like the car.

E: Cole, it is time to wake up
C:*opens one eye, groans and rolls back over to go to sleep*
E: Wake up little one
C: Sweetheart, I am sleeping in my bed - 2 more minutes.

C: Mommy, your daughter just spit up

E: Please go tell Papa, Daddy, and Opa to come to dinner.
C: Opa dinner is ready, and you too, and you too. (pointing to Bret and my dad)

B: Bye Cole. I'm going to work.
C: *patting Bret's leg* Okay, but you be good today.

C: Mommy the car farted!!!*after Bret honked the car horn and Cole was standing out front*

C: Ow! I stepped on my nose!!!

C: Dad don't sing. It's not nice.

C: My bums not poopy. It's white!

C: Hello? Shoes? Sandals? Where are you? Are you in here?

C: Mommy, I like her!! (referring to Aly)

E: Don't go outside Cole.
*a couple minutes later he crawls into the room*
E:are you a frog or a dog?
C:I'm a lizard. *crawls around* Lizards live outside, so I'm going to go outside.
E: No Cole, even lizards don't get to go outside tonight.

C: I just burped in my bum!

C:(while squeezing Aly to give her a "hug") I'm loving her mom!

C: What is this?
E: An acorn
C: No, it's a piece of pie

E: Cole, what are you doing?
C:(while digging in the dirt) Making babies.

B: You have your mothers skin
C:No, I have my skin!

E: See, it shows the skeleton of T. Rex, one covered in muscles, and one with skin.
C: (pointing to the muscle drawing) Look, that one is covered in chocolate!

C: Look at her.
B: That is Catwoman.
C:No, that's not Crapwoman!

B:I'm going to start calling you Robin. I'm Batman.
C: No, I'm UdderMan
B: Udderman?
E: You mean Spiderman?
C: Yeah. Spiderman.

C: Oh no, the wizard is coming! (pointing at Aly)
B:The wizard or the lizard? What is she?
C: An Aly.

C: I'm stuck to the floor because I am sticky.
E: Why are you sticky?
C: There is a spider in my tummy. That is why I am sticky.

At the Dr.'s Office
Dr. T: How are you doing today?
C: Are you the doctor?
Dr. T: Yes.
C: You need to fix my daddy.
Dr. T: Well, we will definitely take a look at him.
C: No, you need to fix him.

M: Cole, please carry this bread to the house.
C: *a few minutes later* Here Mom, I am to old to carry this.

M: Should I kiss your nose?
C: This nose is from my grandma (grabbing it to protect)
M: Which grandma?
C: Connie Grandma

C: "Mom, somebody turned the rain back on!"

M: What do you get when you plant an apple seed?
C: An auto-bot.

C: We have to put Aly's shoes on so she can walk, crawl, and then stand up.
B: What?
C: Walk, crawl, and then stand up.
B: Where do you get these things from?
C: I go to Winco.

C: Mom, I flushed the rolly polly down the toilet. Now he will go to Jesus.

C: Mom! I asked Santa for a candy cane and he gave it to me!!!

Overheard from the kitchen:
C: W says "Wh", Hello y, v you just dropped by, why hey u. (He was playing with his alphabet set)

C: Look Mom! Frosting! (pointing to the grass)
M: Where?
C: There! (picking up a white blossom off the grass). See, grass frosting!

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Monday, October 27, 2008

Melts in your.......Mouth?!?! Yeah, right.

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